Drunk Florida Woman Gets DUI While Picking Up Child at School, Blows a .40

from Ryan Gillespie of the Orlando Sentinel

The dismissal bell was delayed at a Clermont elementary school Wednesday because of an intoxicated parent in the pickup line, according to a sheriff’s arrest report.

Angela Woodward, 37, blew five times over the legal limit of 0.08 when she consented to two Breathalyzer tests at the Lake County Jail, deputies said. She blew a 0.38 and 0.412, records say.

In case you’re not familiar with what a .40 is…

When deputies arrived at Grassy Lake Elementary School, 1100 Fosgate Road, they were directed to Woodward’s vehicle. When she got out of her vehicle, she was unstable on her feet, and officers escorted her to a patrol car, deputies said.

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Deputies transported a handcuffed Woodward to the jail, where she told deputies she couldn’t remember how much she drank or when she started drinking.

New candidate for mother of the year?